collage and mod podge.

Get comfy. This one's a two-fer.

About a week ago, Justin and I decided to spruce up the foyer with a photo collage. So I turned to Pinterest of course for a little inspiration and stumbled upon a "cityscape-esque" pattern. I guess I also need to explain that Justin and I have a thing for cityscapes. There's just something about a view from the top that just tickles our fancy. Maybe that's why we L-O-V-E New York so much.
Anyhoo. Here's what our collage was supposed  to look like.

via Pinterest

Pretty neat, huh?
Well, this is how it turned out.

If you just tilt your head a bit, squint your eyes, maybe stand one foot ... oh forget it.

It's not the cool, sleek cityscape that made us waggle our brows.

No. Just a simple, ordinary collage. 

See what had happened was...
Little did we know that buying 20 quality frames at one time, sizes 5x7 to poster, would pretty much break the bank. Seriously. I totally understand now why my lady frand has been collecting her frames for ages. So until we're able to gather a fancy collection of our own, the cityscape-esque pattern must be put on stand-by.
But in the meantime, our foyer just seemed ... naked. And we're not one of those families. Naked is a no-no. Well, perhaps once in a ... oh, I digress.
Thank goodness for Marshalls!
After a short trip to the store and a quick purchase of an el cheapo 10 piece frame set for only 10 bucks sa-weet!, we decided to get alittle crafty and create a collage with what we had. We snagged our framed name art I seriously don't know what else to call it that we recieved as a wedding gift to create a centerpiece and used the sample pictures from the frames to tape a template around the centerpiece. After alittle measuring, alittle hammering, and aLOTtle tweaking ... voila! ... our foyer was all gussied up!

said framed name art

So it's not what we originally planned, but I love how it makes the foyer perk up and say 'ello! And I must say, it gels with the sister wall pretty nicely.

note: an attempt to DIY a larger entryway table is in our near future...stay tuned!

So we're happy!

And now, a quick intermission ...

This is Justin squishing a bug.

Okay! How to DIY cute and crafty coasters.

Once again, I can blame thank Pinterest for this one. 

We've had these simple little picture frame coasters for quite a while now.

And as you can guess, they've never housed any cute little pictures. Partly because they are out of sight, out of mind. And partly because I didn't feel like printing out pics small enough to fit. Way to be crafty, Tabitha.

So I pondered ... what can I use instead of pictures? I was thinkin' and thinkin' and thinkin' and then ... an idea. I've got all this extra scrapbooking paper laying around ...

So I cut the paper into 2x3 rectangles ...

And then slipped the paper into the picture slot ...

And dadgum! These coasters are uniquely my own!

  

The project literally took me a mere ten minutes and  zero dollars. woot!

But wait! Project Crafty Coasters didn't stop there!

Since ten minutes only teased my crafty craving, I decided to embark on my first Pinterest Challenge better late than never and make coasters from scratch.

To keep readers fatigue from creeping up if it hasn't already, I'll make this short and sweet.

Supplies:
4x4 tiles
($.16 each at Lowes)

4x4 scrapbook paper
($.50 a sheet at Michaels)

Mod Podge
($5.99 at Michaels)

Clear spray paint
($3.78 at Lowes)

Cork/Felt pads
($1.18 for set of six at Lowes)

                 

                                                                                                                                I was feeling alittle seasonal.

                                                                                          Maybe it was my Pumpkin-Mallow Scentsy wafting in the background. idk :-) 

1. Cut the scrapbook paper into 4x4 squares.

2. Mod Podge the paper to the tile and let dry. (for tips on Mod Podging, look here)

gettin' alittle snarky while the Mod Podge dries...

3. Spray clear acrylic and let dry.

4. Place cork/felt pads on bottom corners of tile. (I chose cork.)

5. Give yourself a pat, find a drink, and enjoy!

I had such a hoot making these autumn treasures, I decided to make more to match the photo frame coasters ...

And now, not only do I have enough coasters for a party of people, I've got a super thrifty gift idea. :-)

Now THAT's the way to be crafty, Tabitha!

story. of. my life.

Whatif
by Shel Silverstein

Last night, while I lay thinking here,
some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
and pranced and partied all night long
and sang their same old Whatif song:
Whatif I'm dumb in school?
Whatif they've closed the swimming pool?
Whatif I get beat up?
Whatif there's poison in my cup?
Whatif I start to cry?
Whatif I get sick and die?
Whatif I flunk that test?
Whatif green hair grows on my chest?
Whatif nobody likes me?
Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?
Whatif I don't grow taller?
Whatif my head starts getting smaller?
Whatif the fish won't bite?
Whatif the wind tears up my kite?
Whatif they start a war?
Whatif my parents get divorced?
Whatif the bus is late?
Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight?
Whatif I tear my pants?
Whatif I never learn to dance?
Everything seems well, and then
the nighttime Whatifs strike again!


alternate ending...
Somebody slip me an ambien for pete's sake.
just kidding.

maybe.

geek or chic?

Oh, how I am terrible at this posting thing.  It's been a few days and there hasn't been any "post worthy" events, so here is a feeble attempt to write something interesting. (beware of cheesy randomness. *snicker, snicker*)

My current fashion fancy is the trend of geek-chic, largely overstated eyewear.  They're retro, they're large (great for someone with a big jelly head like me) and they make a fun, fashionable statement. So, for this year's annual (redundant?...idk) eye exam, with the help of a certain lady who writes this blog, I decided to embrace my inner nerdiness, so-to-speak, with a pair of large, black, plastic frames.

Ta dah!

They're so me, right?!

(Okay, so in my attempt to take a more 'artsy' photo rather than just staring straight into the camera, I look pretty much..well...like a nerd. But that is beside the point, people.)

Now, to be completely honest, the very first day I wore my cheeky new frames, I received a surprisingly negative review from some crummy opinionated strangers....something about being akin to their grampy.  But I will not dwell on their silliness. No, instead I will wear them with the pride of Lois Lane. And we all know just who had the hots for her geek chic-y-ness.

So, here's to embracing a quirky trend....and loving the end result. :-) 

Friday, August 5th: UPDATE! UPDATE!

I was just informed that I unknowingly purchased the eyewear of a Mr. Justin Timberlake. Now, knowing that I occasionally have some crazy dreams about him, I think it's kinda destiny ironic. ha!